I’m walking around Kmart, thinking that some poor slaves in third world conditions have produced every item in this department store, when I came across some boxers with doughnut print.

They were only $4.

The tag says satin, but seriously – satin? For $4? Someone’s pulling my leg.

I thought the print could have been a bit more vibrant. I mean, those doughnuts look dull and lifeless.

I didn’t get a pair. I’m not really a boxer shorts sort of guy.

But at least I know that there are boxers out there with a doughnut print.

Kmart

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