Father’s Day Classic Dr Dough Donut Box

I’m quite convinced that my family are trying to kill me – slowly but surely.

I have the evidence. Well, I had it, but I’m consuming it… just the way they planned.

Here’s how I know: for Father’s Day, they gave me a box of 10 doughnuts.

10 DOUGHNUTS!

I can see through their cunning plan. Feed me an excess of something I can’t resist. Something that will clog my arteries and kill me. I’m eating the murder weapon so the evidence will never be found.

Death by doughnut – ingenious.

Here’s a clip from an episode of The Simpsons that is along the same lines, where Homer is force-fed doughnuts as Ironic Punishment in hell.

Anyway, the doughnuts I got were from Dr Dough Donuts.

I received the Father’s Day Classic Dr Dough Donut Box.

I noticed that the image on the website shows a slightly different selection to the ones I received. The ones received were somewhat plainer. You compare.