They say death and taxes are two things you can’t avoid. Another is filling your car with petrol.
I spotted a sign at a local BP servo promoting their wonderful range of doughnuts while I was filling with petrol.
Hmmm, something doesn’t seem quite right. The doughnuts on that poster look a little better than anything I’ve seen in a BP before.
So I had to check it out.
I was dead right. The doughnuts looked a lot different to the poster.

They were just Balfours Doughnuts. I didn’t get one.

So now we have death, taxes, filling with petrol and misleading posters as things you can’t avoid.